Another one bites the dust…

Yup… you are singing the Queen song in your head right now. But this is not the venue of the day. It’s a simple report.

We have met the enemy and they are dead. Graveyard dead.

After careful observation and interrogation of the previously caught mouse we discovered a couple of things: (1) The mice in our zone of operation love natural foods and not junk food. (2) They are too slow to sense the spring action of the mouse trap until about .00097 seconds before impact.

Result: Two dead mice in a week…

Winning!

Note: All animals spoken about in this article WERE harmed.

With prejudice.

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